Romanciat
13-06-2002, 12:55 AM
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce
case. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said : "Your Honour. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said : "What do you have to say in your defence?" The man sat for a while
contemplating.....then slowly rose. "Your Honour.. If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes
out..... whose Pepsi is it ..... the machine's or mine?
أقول انشالله البنات ما يزعلوا [hehe]
case. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said : "Your Honour. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said : "What do you have to say in your defence?" The man sat for a while
contemplating.....then slowly rose. "Your Honour.. If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes
out..... whose Pepsi is it ..... the machine's or mine?
أقول انشالله البنات ما يزعلوا [hehe]